Screw the ACLU! or Should You Take Responsibility For Your Outgoing Email?
It starts innocently enough. You make an acquaintance and exchange email addresses. What fun to keep in touch! After sending the obligatory "test" message, you anxiously check your inbox, waiting to be regaled with witty repartee on a daily basis.
Suddenly your inbox spews forth a message promising a free Applebee's gift card simply by forwarding to 8 friends.
You then find yourself wondering, would it be easier to switch email addresses or just never open Outlook again?
Given the high profile of the aforementioned email, I always thought that at some point, someone would decide, "Not one more inbox shall be darkened by this empty promise."
I picture those someones hitting their delete button thinking, "It ends here."
Maybe I expect too much from people.
I expect that from the people who send me God's Blessings three times a day and Prayer Wheels for the troops would refrain from using their email irresponsibly.
Again, maybe I expect too much.
I do not fully understand the reason why certain people feel no personal responsibility for what they send on to their email network.
And so, in my inbox this week, I received the email about the ACLU objecting to Marines Praying.
As I do when I receive these emails, I surfed over to snopes, found the truth of the matter and sent the link back to the sender.
I did not get a response back from the sender.
I expected to be removed from their network.
I wasn't.
Again, maybe I expect too much.
My first real memory of the ACLU was watching Michael Douglas play President Andrew Shepherd in The American President. He defended his ACLU membership by saying, "For the record: yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU. But the more important question is why aren't you, Bob? Now, this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the Bill of Rights, so it naturally begs the question: Why would a senator, his party's most powerful spokesman and a candidate for President, choose to reject upholding the Constitution?" (imdb)
The American President went on to be one of my most favorite movies of all time and I have watched it 700 times.
The ACLU on the other hand, I never gave much more thought, until I started getting these evil ACLU emails. And there are quite a few of them out there. Punching in "ACLU" in at snopes yielded 13 links. The "urban legends" that snopes has cataloged on the ACLU are overwhelmingly negative and more often than not proven to be false.
Now, I can understand why people hate the ACLU. Any organization that is dedicated to preserving the principles this country was founded on gets a frowny face emoticon from me.
Why would we care about things like Amendment XIX which states: The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.
Or Amendment IV which states: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched and the persons or things to be seized.
Or Amendment II which states: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
To you NRA members........want to keep your AK-47 for hunting and personal protection? Guess who will defend that right against those evil liberals who want to take your rights away?
DING DING DING.....the ACLU!
Which brings me to my favorite, Amendment I, which states: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or the press; or the right of the people to peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
I can totally see why people hate this organization. I don't know of anyone who actually exercises these rights and would ever need the services of the ACLU. Do you?
Another one of my favorite lines from The American President is when Sydney Ellen Wade played by Annette Bening busts out with, "How do you have patience for people who claim they love America, but clearly can't stand Americans?" (imdb)
So why do these America lovers that hate Americans feel the need to spew forth propaganda via email that they would never utter in a verbal conversation?
I have two explanations for this.
- Sender of offensive and false email does not know the validity of said email but figures that the person that sent it to sender is of repute and certainly they wouldn't spread lies.
- Sender of offensive email is aware that the email is false but they send it on anyway because they know that the people they are sending it to do not know better and will not bother to look up the facts before sending it out to every contact in their book.
Consider this your intervention. Put down that mouse, I am here to start the healing. But I will not hug you. I do not buy into the I'm ok, you're ok crap. Out of the two of us, I am the one who is ok.
In order to raise your email IQ to an acceptable level, it takes only one rule to follow.
- Check all questionable emails for accuracy and truth whether you plan to send it on or not.
Not only will this increase your level of knowledge and make you much more fun to talk to but when you find one that is false, you can send the proof back to the person who sent it to you in the first place. My best practice is to hit "reply all" if the sender hasn't figured out how to "Bcc:" and hide everyone that got the email originally. It is fun and educational for all!
So the next time you get the Andy Rooney, Barack Obama, or the Congress/Taxes email, remember, only you have the power to say "It ends here."