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Monday, March 05, 2007

Oh Ann Coulter, you holy vessel you..........

I just want to say, I love Ann on the cover of her book, "Godless". She is wearing a little black party dress with a plunge-to-your-belly-button neckline. Nothing says "I love Jesus" like showing as much cleavage as possible. And that is just how she looks on her book! Can you imagine what she wears to church? I picture a mini-skirt paired with a halter top with her thong hanging out the back. I bet when she genuflects, even Dick Cheney suddenly feels alive.

And then today, Ann, or as I will call her from now on, Holy Mother, called John Edwards a "faggot".

It is not lost on my how the right-winged hate machine can continue to behave like the Godless Sodomites that they profess to hate so much, but still find myself wondering how to phrase "John Edwards is a faggot" on my next sampler for the church sewing bee. I know that some women will have things like "peace" and "love" in their samplers but that was the Bible from years ago. My sampler will feature the sentiments of today's God fearing Republican, "hate" and "greed" and my favorite "fascists". I better go find my thimble.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA! You totally crack me up. Maybe Ann Coulter is reading parts of the Bible that carry on about sodomy and how to cleanse your wife if you either catch her cheating or suspect she's cheating. All it takes is a suspicion and you can haul her before the priest (numbers, 5:11-31). Maybe those warm-fuzzy Biblical love cross-stitch samplers rub her butt cleavage the wrong way. Maybe Coulter knows that sex sells--hence the little black dress with the plunging neckline. But it must be only heterosexual sex, evidently, if she can call other people "faggots" without retribution. (Are you sick of hearing from me, yet?)